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Title: Jun Hates Halloween (but Everyone Else Loves it)
Pairing: All over the place, we'll call it OT5 (I actually included all ten pairings in some way or another)
Rating: PG-13 (Language)
Length: 910 words
Genre: Crack
Summary: Every year Jun struggles to keep control of the Arashi members on Halloween. This year is no different.
Requested by [livejournal.com profile] akhikaru
Happy Halloween, everyone!


It was Halloween. Jun was trying his damnedest to get everyone in the Arashi sharehouse to wear costumes and to hand out candy to the kids, but of course, his efforts were in vain.

Do you guys like my costume?
Oh my god, Sho.
Sho waltzed in the room in a short maid outfit.
Jun blushed and his nose started to bleed at the sight. He tried to hide it, but Nino noticed and laughed at him.
Pho, myou look hawt!
Aiba dont talk with you mouth full! And stop eating all of the candy! That goes for you too, Satoshi! Jun yelled, but no one could take him seriously with the bloodstains under his nose.
Sho should wear dresses more often! He looks so cute in them!
Really? Sho blushed.
No, he shouldnt.
You sure about that? I thought you liked it, seeing as your nose was bleedin-
Shut UP! Jun slapped his hand over Ninos mouth.
Oh-nyan, you look so cute! Nino was referring to the cat costume that Ohno was wearing.
Nyan, nyan! Ohno swatted at Nino with his paws.
So cute~
Am I cute too? Wan, wan! Aiba, who was dressed as a dog, asked.
Nah, Im more of cat person,Nino said with a loving smile on his face.
KAZU~~ Aiba started fake crying.
Its okay Aiba-chan. I think youre cute.
Thanks, Satoshi!
This is so gross, Jun muttered.

Nino, wheres your costume?
Oh, let me get it.
Nino went to his room and returned with devil horns on his head.
Oh, come on! Put some effort in!
Im that guy from the Pocky commercial!
God help me.
Nino, you are the guy in Pocky commercials! You cant be yourself!
Why not? And by the way, I dont see Jun wearing a costume.
I havent had a chance to put it on, since Ive had to deal with you idiots!
Jun put his costume on. It was a vampire costume, complete with dark eye makeup and fake fangs.
I want Jun to bite me!
Me too!
Me three!
...
Sakurai you lying piece of shit!
Im not biting anyone! Come on, the kids will be here soon.

A few minutes later, the doorbell rang.
Ill get it! Nino jumped up and ran to the door.
Trick-or-treat! A group of young children exclaimed. Nino handed each child a piece of candy. But Nino, always the prankster, glued a fake spider on one of the pieces of candy beforehand.
AHHH! SPIDER! The kid dropped the candy. All of the children shrieked and ran away. Nino was doubled over laughing.
NINO! Dont scare the children!
Sho bent down to pick up the piece of candy that the child dropped so he could throw it away. But he forgot he was wearing a dress, and he exposed his panties to Nino, who was standing behind him. Nino got a bit lightheaded and felt a few drops of blood poor out of his nose.
HAH! Your nose is bleeding too!
Like two drops! At least I didnt have a waterfall of blood like you did, you pervert!
Im the pervert?!?!
Alright, stop arguing. Youre both giant perverts, you creeps. Ohno patted them on the back.

I cant trust you guys with anything. Im handing out the candy!
Jun ripped the bowl of candy from Ninos hands.
Why is the candy almost gone?
Nino pointed to Ohno and Aiba, who had chocolate all over their faces.
YOU TWO! Were going to run out of candy to give the kids! And youre going to make yourselves sick!
Hey it wasnt just us! Sho ate a ton too!
Dont throw me under the bus!
I dont believe this. Every year you guys pull some immature shit. You are more unruly than the kids who are trick-or-treating!
The four men laughed at Juns distress.
Ugh! Why do I even bother?
Thats a mystery to all of us, J.

Jun hates Halloween, especially when he has to spend it with those four useless idiots. Every year he vows that he wont do anything for Halloween the next year, but he still does anyway.

Jun looked around the room later that night, once the trick-or-treaters had finished their rounds. He noticed that Ohno and Aiba truly were adorable in their costumes. And hed be lying if he said that a dress-clad Sho wasnt hot. And even though Ninos pranks were annoying, Jun couldnt help but find Ninos mischievous side to be endearing. Jun smiled to himself.

Yep, he hated Halloween.

Date: 2016-11-01 05:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lovelybutter.livejournal.com
ahhhhh this was amazing!

as much as i'd love to see sho in a <much shorter maid dress than the one he wore on shukudai, i got reminded of the time said that he rented their debut outfit when nino was dressed as himself LOL thank you for this! <3

Date: 2016-11-01 10:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eurovisionstorm.livejournal.com
Hahaha I like this a lot!
And you four boys! Listen to your momma, otherwise I will give you guys a bite....it's worst than a hug *smirks*

Date: 2016-11-01 11:53 am (UTC)

Date: 2016-11-13 05:30 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] arashixohmiya
so cute~ whyyyyyyyyy

Date: 2016-11-15 07:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] perkyandproud.livejournal.com
Favorite line: “Nino, you are the guy in Pocky commercials! You can’t be yourself!”

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