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Title: Masturbation out of Spite
Pairing: Sakuraiba, mentioned: Ohmiya, Jun/Nino/Ohno
Rating: NC-17
Length: 2193 words
Genre: Crack, smut, romance
Summary: Nino just likes to piss off Sho.


Annoying the Arashi members was one of Nino's favorite pastimes. Especially Jun and Sho, as they were the type to get aggravated by Nino's antics. Nino wasn't in the mood to have something thrown at his head today, so it was Sho's turn. And Nino had the perfect plan.

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It was a well-known fact that Sho was a total prude. It was pretty difficult for even Nino to get Sho to talk about his sex life. Nino knew that one of the best ways embarrass Sho was through something sexual. So after some deliberation, Nino decided to jerk off at work, and make sure that Sho would hear him. Certainly Sho would scold him for his carelessness, forcing Sho to talk about it, which would embarrass him. Yep, the plan was perfect.

That morning, Nino offered to get everyone coffee. Jun looked at him suspiciously. Jun was much better at seeing through Nino's plans than Sho was.
"I promise, I'm not messing with your coffee," Nino whispered in Jun's ear.
Jun rolled his eyes. He wondered what Nino was up to.

To answer Jun's question, Nino was putting laxatives in Sho's coffee. No, not enough that Sho would be shitting himself all day. Even Nino wasn't that mean. Just enough to guarantee that Sho would have to go to the bathroom at some point that day.

During breaks, Nino would wait near the bathroom. He asked Aiba to text him when Sho left the greenroom. Aiba had no clue what Nino was up to, but he agreed anyway. As soon as Nino got a text from Aiba, he went in the bathroom, looked around to make sure no one else was in there, and went in one of the stalls. He started to stroke himself lazily, waiting for Sho to enter the restroom. Eventually he heard the bathroom door open. He peaked through the crack in the stall, and once he confirmed the man was, in fact, Sho, he stroked himself harder and faster. He started to let out little gasps, which eventually turned into loud moans. Sho soon left the bathroom, and Nino finished himself off before exiting as well.
Nino wasn't particularly surprised to see a red-faced Sho waiting outside the bathroom.
"N-Nino!"
"Yeah?"
"How could you do - that - at work!"
Nino chuckled.
"What if it was someone else that heard you? Oh god, what if someone else did hear you?"
"No one else heard it."
"How could you take that risk?"
"Sorry, but Ohno's ass is just too cute. I can't help it." Nino shrugged innocently, and sprinted away down the hallway.

"He's gonna fucking kill me," Nino said, laughing as he barged in the greenroom.
"What did you do?"
It was then that Sho burst in the room.
"Nino, seriously, don't do that again! What if someone else walked in the bathroom? That could be the end of Arashi!"
"What? Nino, what did you do?!?!"
"Huh?" Ohno had just woken up from his nap.
Meanwhile, Jun was trying to figure out what Nino messing Sho's coffee had to do with Nino doing something risky in the bathroom. He knew there was a correlation...
"I didn't do anything that would end Arashi! I don't know what Sho is talking about."
"Sakurai, what did Nino do?"
"Well, um he, uh..." Sho's face turned bright red. Nino was struggling to stifle his laughter.
"Spill it, Sakurai, because I'm sure Nino won't."
"He was m-masturbating."
"Oh for fuck's sake..."
Nino, Ohno, and Aiba burst out laughing.
"I told him not to do that! What if someone else caught him?!"
"Sho-chan, you've never jerked off at work?"
"Of course not!" Sho's blush was covering his ears and neck at this point. "Wait, you have too?"
Aiba laughed harder.
"Never mind, don't answer that. I don't want to talk about this!"

"Nino, what did you put in Sakurai's coffee?" Jun had to know at this point.
"You put something in my coffee?!?"
"Oh, it wasn't much. Just a little something to help Sho go to the bathroom." Nino smirked.
"YOU PUT LAXATIVES IN MY COFFEE?!?!?!"
"It was only a little bit, I promise!"
"I was wondering why I needed to defecate so early in the day... Wait. Did you plan for me to hear what you were doing?!? Why? Ew!!"
Nino burst out laughing and dragged Aiba out of the greenroom.
"I just got a great idea..."

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It was a few weeks later, and Nino was ready to initiate his next attack on Sho.
"If Sho thought that was embarrassing, he's got another thing coming..." Hah. Coming.

Aiba has had a crush on Sho for a while. Nino knew that. Nino also knew that Sho, despite any inhibitions he might have, couldn't bring himself to say no to Aiba. He participated in A no Arashi after all.
So Nino was going to get Aiba a boyfriend and embarrass Sho in one go. "Two birds with one stone." Nino grinned as he told Ohno and Jun his plan.
"It'll work, but you're a fucking idiot."
"I know."
"Does that mean we can have sex at work some time?"
"Of course, Satoshi."
Jun rolled his eyes.
"Aw, Jun. You can join too!"
"What?!? No! Why would I ever do something so disgustin-"
"Quit lying to yourself."
Jun sighed.
"Alright, maybe I'd participate. Maybe. No promises."
And just like that, Nino scored himself a threesome. This plan was giving him benefits he didn't even expect.

"Nino, are you sure about this? What if he just gets grossed out? Then I'll never have a chance!"
"I promise you, this'll work. When have my plans ever failed?"
"Well there was that one time when Jun-"
"WE DON'T TALK ABOUT THAT!"
Nino groaned.
"It's gonna work. Just do it."
"Okay, I trust you. And if this doesn't work-"
"I'll buy you dinner."
"Bullshit you will." Aiba smiled.
"No, really. That's how confident I am about this."
"Fine. But I'll hold you to that."

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Aiba entered the room next to the greenroom. Nino made sure that no one would be in there. Actually, Nino made sure that the entire hallway would be empty. Such is the power of a national idol. Nino, Jun, and Ohno left the greenroom, leaving an oblivious Sho in there by himself.
"He's gonna think I'm a perverted creep!"
"Shh! Keep your voice down!"
"Good luck," Nino said, before leaving Aiba by himself in the room next to the one Sho was in.

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Sho was doing research for a news report when he heard a sound (A grunt?) coming from the next room. He chose to ignore it. He had work to do, after all.

"Ah!"
Okay, that was definitely Aiba. And was that a sexual moan? Was Aiba seriously jerking off at work only a few weeks after Sho told Nino not to?

Now Sho was kind of pissed, but he continued to ignore the sounds. He was pretty certain that no one else was around.

"Ah, Sho!"
Upon hearing that, Sho almost dropped his laptop on the floor.
Surely that was a coincidence. His moan just sounded like my name. Or maybe I'm just imagining things.

"Fuck, Sho!"
God, Sakurai, you seriously need to get some more sleep...

"God, Sho, you're so tight..."
Sho's blood rushed to his cock so fast that he felt dizzy.
That was definitely not Sho's imagination. But what was he supposed to do? He was at work. It would be improper to masturbate or... No. He couldn't. He definitely couldn't have sex at work. If he got caught, that would really be the end.

But somehow, he found himself standing in front of the door to the room Aiba was in.

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Aiba was on the verge of tears. He was completely embarrassed, moaning out Sho's name when Sho could most definitely hear him. This plan wouldn't work at all!
Well, at least I get a free dinner from Nino. Aiba thought as he let out one more strangled cry of Sho's name.

Then, the door opened, and Aiba's eyes met with Sho's.
At this point, the tears really started to flow. Here he was, hand on his dick, moaning Sho's name, and in walks Sho himself. Why on earth did Aiba think this was a good idea?!?

"I'm sorry," Aiba started saying, while he zipped up his pants. "I'm sure you heard all of that right?" At this point in the plan, Aiba was supposed to act seductive, but he couldn't bring himself to. "You probably think I'm a creep. I'm so sorry!" Aiba tried to run out of the room, but Sho stopped him.
"It's okay, Masaki." Sho reached down to palm the bulge in Aiba's pants.

Aiba inhaled sharply. He couldn't believe that this plan was actually going to work.

"Is this really okay?"
"Yeah." Sho pressed his erection up against Aiba's to prove his point. That was good enough for Aiba, who guided Sho to a couch and pulled Sho's pants off when they got there. Aiba dug through the pockets of his sweatshirt and procured a condom and a packet of lube. He spread Sho's legs open and, after taking a second to appreciate the view, slid one lube covered finger inside of Sho. Once he inserted another finger, Sho let out a grunt, and his breathing got heavier.
"You okay?"
"Yeah, it's just been a while."

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Sho wiggled his hips a bit to try to get used to the feeling of Aiba's fingers stretching him.
Sho wasn't going to admit it, but he was incredibly nervous, and not about having sex with Aiba. He had no reason not to trust Aiba. Rather, he was concerned about the fact that he was about to have sex in a public room at work. But, much to Sho's disgust, he was actually pretty turned on by the situation. Who would've guessed that he'd be a bit of an exhibitionist? Sho never thought that he would do something so risky. They didn't call him a prude for no reason, after all. But he made it this far and had no intention to stop now.
Such is the power of the miracle boy, I guess.

Sho moaned as Aiba crooked his fingers and pressed firmly into Sho's prostate. He quickly slapped his hand over his mouth.
"No, I want to hear you," Aiba said while using his free hand to move Sho's hand away from his face.
"But what if someone hears- uh!" Aiba had pushed a third finger in Sho.
"No one's around, trust me. Don't hold back."
Aiba removed his fingers. He pulled his dick of his pants and rolled the condom on. Then he covered himself with a copious amount of lube.
"Ready?"
Sho nodded.

Sho groaned as Aiba slowly pushed into him. Aiba was big, and no amount of lube was going to prevent it from hurting at least a little bit. Sho was thankful that Aiba gave him a chance to catch his breath once he was all the way inside. Once Sho got more used it the stretch, Aiba gently thrust with slow and small movements.
“More,” Sho demanded. Aiba picked up the pace and increased the strength of his thrusts gradually.
“Harder, please!” Aiba smirked as he plowed into Sho even harder. Sho was panting, sweat dripping down his forehead as Aiba thrust in to him. Sho tried to stifle his moans but gave up as soon as Aiba wrapped his hand around Sho’s cock; Sho was too far-gone at that point. It didn’t take long after that for Sho to cry out Aiba’s name as he came on his and Aiba’s stomachs. Afterwards, Aiba came inside Sho, moaning as he filled the condom.


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Sho looked at his current state. He still had his legs wide open, and he was covered in his own semen. Completely embarrassed at this knowledge, Sho quickly shut his legs and looked around for something to clean himself off with.
“Here,” Aiba said, handing the blushing Sho a few tissues.
“Thanks.”
A pause.
“I can’t believe I just did that.”
“I can’t believe it either, Sho.” Aiba chuckled.
“So what does this mean? What are we now?”
“What do you want to be?”
“...Your boyfriend?” Sho said, blush darkening.
Aiba smiled, relieved.
“Boyfriends it is then. Come on, let’s go back to the greenroom. Those guys will be coming back in a little bit.”
Sho nodded in agreement.

Much to Sho’s horror, all three remaining Arashi members were already waiting in the greenroom.
“You guys didn’t, uh, hear-“
“Come on, Sho! I can’t jerk off in the bathroom, but it’s perfectly fine for you to get fucked by Aiba in a room that anyone can enter? What the hell?” Everyone, except Sho, burst out laughing
Sho blushed even more and subconsciously hid behind Aiba.
“S-sorry... Wait, you four totally set this up didn’t you?”
Everyone laughed even harder.
“I hate all of you!” Sho chuckled.

Well, hate was a strong word. After all, Sho now had a boyfriend thanks to those bandmates that he hated so much.
Yeah, they weren't so bad.




This ended up longer and more ridiculous than I originally intended, but that's not uncommon when it comes to my fics. XD

Thanks to Chesutoberry for saying something that prompted me to say "I'd masturbate just to spite you" and hence led to this fic. LOL
This was originally going to be Sakumiya, but since you like Sakuraiba I reworked it. :D

Date: 2016-11-09 01:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ciachan.livejournal.com
aww i miss sakuraiba;___;

Thank you for sharing this <3

Date: 2016-11-09 02:10 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] learashi
1. Best title ever
2. What about that one time when Jun?
3. Totally awesome and mildly insane job.
Noting more to add

Date: 2016-11-09 02:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eurovisionstorm.livejournal.com
Nino...you are a boss at people pissing off....give him a cenficate for that

Date: 2016-11-09 03:36 am (UTC)
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Date: 2016-11-09 09:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chesutoberry.livejournal.com
That was hot πŸ˜‚ Sakuraiba yeah! And LOL for Nino πŸ˜‚

What do you mean to spite me; what did I do to get that outcome πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

THANK GOD I read this after the election.

Date: 2016-11-09 09:55 am (UTC)
falkner: photoshoot picture of Sakurai Sho from Arashi (塐 β˜† smileΓ—3)
From: [personal profile] falkner
Ah, I needed that laugh.

And just like that, Nino scored himself a threesome. This plan was giving him benefits he didn't even expect.
My favorite line, bar none.

Date: 2016-11-09 12:38 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] yuuki_nyanmaru

Soo funny~ Nino is so evil but thanks to him now Sho isn't so prude as before XD.
And yayy for bottom Sho!! Sincerely I'm going crazy over this hahah. And also loved when he hides behind Aiba, too cute ^^


See you <33

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