Sexy Alpaca

Jan. 1st, 2017 03:06 am
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Title: Sexy Alpaca
Pairing: Matsumiya
Rating: NC-17
Length: 1100 words
Genre: Crack, Romance, Smut
Summary: Nino finds a new use for his magic tricks - to embarrass Jun.
Requested by: [ profile] lovelybutter

Thanks to [ profile] saaurus for calling Jun a sexy alpaca a while back.

“It’s time for Ninomiya Kazunari’s magic show!”
“Again? Nino, no one wants to see the same boring card tricks again.”
“Hey! They aren’t boring!”
Jun rolled his eyes.
“And besides, this time I’m not doing card tricks!”
“Then what are you doing?”
“Sakurai, don't encourage him!”
“For the New Year... I’m going to reveal which animal you are most like!”
“Who wants to have their “spirit animal” revealed?”
“Matsumoto, do you have to deal with this shit all the time?”
“Yeah...” Jun sighed. “Sometimes I wonder why I’m dating him.”
Sho chuckled.
“You assholes! Go along with it!”
“We always go along with it...”
“Satoshi...” Anger started to fill Nino’s voice.
“Fine! Fine. We’ll janken for it.”
“Saisho wa guu, janken pon!”
“For fuck’s sake...”
Jun lost. Were you expecting anything else?

Nino smirked evilly.
“When I wave my wand... your animal will be revealed!”
Nino forcefully flicked the wand. Suddenly Jun’s clothes started to fall off, and fluffy hair started to grow on his skin. Within seconds, Jun was no longer human.

Jun was an alpaca.

Not just any alpaca though. Jun was the most beautiful alpaca you’ve ever seen. All black, with perfectly groomed fur and stunning eyes.
“Whoops?” Nino shrugged.
“You can turn him back, right?”
“Maybe.” Nino teased.
Jun opened his mouth to speak, but all that came out was a whine. Jun then let out another cry, this one somehow sounding like 'Nino!'
“Why did you do this?”
“Last night I got home from work and showered. I was expecting sex when I got out. But when I returned to the bedroom you won’t believe what I found.”
“Jun was asleep.”
“But I thought his sexual desires were impossible to satisfy!”
“So did I! But he fell asleep on me! How humiliating!”
Everyone giggled.
“SHUT UP! I’m good in bed, I swear!”
“You still shouldn’t have turned him into an alpaca!”
“Why not? He embarrasses me, I embarrass him.”

Jun trotted over to Nino and spit in his face.
“Gross, J!”
Jun let out extremely loud whines, causing everyone to block their ears.
Jun kicked Nino. Not too hard, but hard enough to knock him over.

After a few minutes of Arashi staring at Jun in awe (“That is the sexiest alpaca I’ve ever seen.”), Jun started to let out high-pitched squeaks.
“Nino what’s he doing?”
“That’s the sound alpacas make when there’s danger... Jun what’s wrong? Jun?”
Jun grabbed Nino by the shirt with his teeth and tugged him down the hallway. The other members followed.

Jun stopped in front of the bathroom, attempting to explain that he needed to use it.
“Nino, turn him back! I am not cleaning up alpaca shit!”
Nino grinned.
“Come on Jun, we’re going outside.”
Jun whined in protest, but he didn’t have much say. He had to go, and it didn’t seem like Nino was going to change him back.

Once they got outside Jun relieved himself. He was absolutely humiliated. Nino was too grossed out to actually watch, but he stole glances and laughed at Jun’s expense.

“Well, I think I’ve embarrassed you enough. Want to turn back?”
Jun nodded his head.
Nino waved his wand once more, and Jun was back to being a human again.
Nino grinned.
“M-my clothes!” Jun had the sudden realization that he was completely naked. Outside.
He covered himself as best as he could and ran inside. Nino burst out laughing at the sight.

Jun grabbed his clothes as quickly as possible.
“Jun! You’re back!” Aiba hugged the still naked Jun.
“Are you going to get him back for this?”
“Oh don’t worry. I’ll definitely get my revenge.”


“Kazu, you complained that you didn’t get sex last night right?”
“Well, I’ve realized my mistake, and now I’ll give you exactly what you want.”
Nino winced. This was gonna hurt.

Jun ripped Nino’s pants and underwear off, not bothering with the shirt, and pushed him onto the bed so he landed face down. He did a quick, half-assed job of preparing Nino before he started to coat his erection in lube.

Jun pushed in Nino in one go, causing Nino to yelp in pain. Jun was unforgiving, barely giving Nino a second to catch his breath before he started thrusting into him roughly.

Nino was always fascinated by how well Jun knew his limits. It hurt, but not enough to cause injury. Soon Nino started to enjoy the pain, the burning sensation on his nerves turning him on. It didn’t take long for Jun to come, spilling himself inside Nino. Jun then made Nino finish himself off, watching as Nino stroked himself to completion.

“I know that you made sure you didn’t actually hurt me.”
“Oh yeah?”
“Yeah. That’s why I made you an alpaca, you know.”
“What does that have to do with it?”
“Because you may act tough and cool, but really you are just fluffy and sweet.”
Jun groaned.
“I swear I will actually hurt you if you turn me into an animal again.”
“I don’t believe that at all.”
Jun sighed. He really needed to work on improving his DoS image. He definitely did not want to be seen as an alpaca.

Date: 2017-01-01 09:11 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] learashi
He totally is, especially the eyelashes and the fluffy bit.
I totally love you for this.

Date: 2017-01-01 09:28 am (UTC)
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Date: 2017-01-01 10:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Bye I can't believe you wrote jun having to go to the bathroom 😂😭

Date: 2017-01-02 02:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
This is pure gold!!! XD
LOL I can't believe sexy alpaca Jun actually inspired you

I enjoyed this! Nicely done!

Date: 2017-01-04 06:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
After the dread with the giant crash, I needed a MatsuMiya !!! This one was perfect !!!


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