Pairing: Mostly Arashi Gen, (a bit of) Yama
Rating: PG-13 (language, dirty references)
Length: 1370 words
Genre: Crack, Gen
Summary: Arashi is on a vacation in New York! And somehow they can't even find their way to the city...
Requested by mizumi10
Yes, the dick statue is real: http://weirdus.com/states/new_york/
Sorry for the font changing in the middle, I'm too tired to fix it now.
( Sho did not, in fact, have a clue where he was going. )